How many people love Oprah and also love treadmills?

Tread, my much hated exercise vehicle, is glowering at me, as I write this. AS I walked by him this morning, I heard him whisper, " You could be just like Oprah, if you only jumped on me more often!"

Knowing this was true, did not propel me into another wild ride on my least favorite pal.

Let's face it, no matter what anyone says, when any fat celebrity cleans up and become svelte and part of the Jenny Craig group, they are no longer fun and part of the In Crowd.

Nope, they become a part of the Beautiful People, that no one in the huddled masses can identify with. They make all of us, who have struggled forever, feel bad.

We wish to throw food at the TV screen when they appear.

Oprah!! BE GONE!!!!